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Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Gonzales Tells Congress Just How Stupid Bush Really Is

Today while lying to an aquiescent Congress, Gonzales explained just how stupid gw is:

Thank you very much.

General, how has this revelation damaged the program?

I'm almost confused by it but, I mean, it seems to presuppose that these very sophisticated Al Qaida folks didn't think we were intercepting their phone calls.

I mean, I'm a little confused. How did it damage this?

Well, Senator, I would first refer to the experts in the Intel Committee who are making that statement, first of all. I'm just the lawyer.

And so, when the director of the CIA says this should really damage our intel capabilities, I would defer to that statement. I think, based on my experience, it is true -- you would assume that the enemy is presuming that we are engaged in some kind of surveillance.

But if they're not reminded about it all the time in the newspapers and in stories, they sometimes forget.

Those Al Quaeda "idiots" beat the best gw had to offer by way of defending America. Hence gw is even stupider than an idiot.

Tangentially, gonzales implicitly told us just how stupid HE is - stupid for thinking that EVERYONE would fall for what has to be the Worst. Lie. Ever.


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