When The Saints Come Marchin' In.....

Cmon all you stalwart republicans! Hold fast to your guns! You know you're right! It's everyone else that's wrong! Hell, it's everyone else that's treasonous! You don't care how many of you are left! You don't care how many republicans can't in good conscience vote for bush!

To hell with everyone else! To hell with the goddamn country - all run by faggots and niggers and kikes! You'll show us, my strong manly republican brothers! One day, you'll show us what a true American is like!

Keep the faith, my wrongheaded countrymen. Don't ever change. Don't ever learn. Revel in your juvenile righteousness. Everyone else's life is much easier that way. Stay exactly the way you are.

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