(I) This is why I would have succeeded where Edwards failed...

"The source of the single greatest terrorist attack in the history of the world is telling you that you're safer with them than you are with us."

Bam. Debate's over.

Bam. Election's over.

Hello. Re-elect Kerry in 2008!

That's really all there is to it, folks. Now I'm going to bed for reals. Peace out.